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Dave:
"Why do you have to be so difficult?"
Bill:
"Im just trying to toughen up the little lady."
Dave:
"Bill, Lisa is not a little lady. All right?"
Lisa:
"Bill! What are you doing? I said, "My office!""
Bill:
"Sorry, Dave was just trying to set me straight on your weight
problem."
Lisa:
"My what?"
("Whos
the Boss (Part 1)" [4-12])
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"Have
you ever heard the expression, When life gives you lemons,
make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave
you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked
for?"
Bill McNeal ("Airport" [3-17])
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Phil
Hartman belongs in the John Belushi class of Saturday Night Live
graduates. Like Belushi, he was that rarity a genuinely funny comedian
whose style was restrained enough to not have to chew up the scenery
to get his comedy across. With Bill McNeal, it was not so much what he
said as the way he said it. Bill had few lines that, taken out of context,
were absurdly funny. It is an indication of Hartmans supreme comic
talent and the subtlety of his acting that he did not need them and could
make the simplest line hilarious. Moreover, so commanding and smoothly
assured were Hartmans comedic skills that he could always
be counted on to be funny in any scene.
During
his time on NewsRadio, Phil Hartman gave us such a deep and thorough
portrayal of Bill McNeal that the character has become one of the supreme
comedic creations to ever grace the screen. Bill McNeal was so fascinating,
as well as being funny, that no matter how many sides of this character
we saw they were all integrated into a remarkably singular whole. How
do we even begin to describe the great Bill McNeal? There is a scene from
"Security Door" [4-14] that makes a good starting point. In
this scene, Bill, who normally never fails to brim with confidence, uncharacteristically
becomes timid when he has to do a television commercial, and Lisa has
to remind him of exactly who he is.
Lisa:
"Youre going to go, and youre going to be great.
And you know why? Because you are Bill McNeal, the most pompous, overbearing,
self-centered, cocky bastard I have ever met in my entire life."
Bill:
"Thanks."
Lisa:
"Youre welcome."
[Bill
and Lisa hug.]
Bill
McNeal was highly intelligent, as demonstrated by his immense articulateness,
but in other ways paradoxically stupid. A comical Bill McNeal
trademark was his tendency to interpret what someone says literally. In
"Security Door," to the consternation of Dave, Bill is taping
the latch to the security door so that he can go to the bathroom.
Dave:
"Just take your key card with you."
Bill:
"Oh, I dont know. Cant you wait here at the door
for thirty seconds or so?"
Dave:
"Do you really expect me to hold it for you?"
Bill:
"Thanks for the offer Dave, but Id rather have you out
here taking care of the door."
In
addition, Bill displayed a unique obliviousness to the concerns of others.
"Airport" [3-17] provides a clarion example of how callous Bill
could be towards others as he mercilessly derides a friendly and ingenuous
stranger at the St. Louis airport. Furthermore, only a man who is completely
shameless about his greed would seek and accept a raise so massive that
Mr. James has to get rid of all the office furniture just to balance the
budget ("Twins" [3-18]). The staff becomes so angry with him
that he eventually turns to Dave for solace.

Dave:
"In the first place, why would you ask for a raise so big that
it would cripple the station?"
Bill:
"Greed."
Dave:
"And what has that greed gotten you?"
Bill:
"Money."
Dave:
"And what can that money ultimately buy?"
Bill:
"Happiness. But stop trying to cheer me up."
Bill:
"I will do literally anything to patch things up with the staff."
Dave:
"Well, theres only one thing you can do, Bill."
Bill:
"What?"
Dave:
"Give back the money so we can run the station properly."
Bill:
"Hah, right! Seriously, I will do literally anything."
Dave:
"Then give back the money."
Bill:
"Right, if you think of anything, I will be right out here. Anything
at all."
Similarly,
Bill was so egocentric that everything he said came across with utmost
conviction, whether it was another mangled historical fact or a happy
reminiscence of his dysfunctional upbringing. Virtually nothing shook
Bill, and those episodes where he was shaken (for example, "Bills
Autobiography" [2-7], "Look Whos Talking" [4-10],
and "Security Door"[4-14]) are privileged glimpses of his vulnerable
alter ego.
Bill
McNeals towering egocentricity was also the spark that started the
shows comedic fires. His officious intrusions into the affairs of
Dave and Lisa always seemed to turn up the sexual heat, and he was constantly
inciting Catherine enough that she would have to put him in his place.
The Bill-Catherine encounters in particular had an edge of danger that
made them even more exciting. (Matthew was also relentlessly victimized
by Bill, but he was too easy a target and was less fun than Catherine,
Dave or Lisa.)
Bills
articulate speech and commanding vocabulary were the tools by which to
soften the edges of the Bill McNeal character. He may have been aggravating,
but we loved him from the start. Bill McNeal had a heart, even if it was
well hidden. It is a testament to Hartmans acting that he could
shift to being compassionate in "Bitch Session" [2-12], "Led
Zeppelin Boxed Set" [3-13] or "Look Whos Talking"
without ever stepping out of character. In addition, at the times when
NewsRadio had to show us some heart, this often had to be done,
surprisingly, through Bill McNeal. Beth, as the most compassionate character,
helped out with this, but it really took an actor of Phil Hartmans
stature to achieve the balanced turns of character to dramatically change
callousness into feeling without being sentimental. "Bitch Session"
provides a surprising and moving example. In this episode, Dave is deeply
hurt by his staffs bitching about him. When it appears that Mr.
James plans to replace Dave because of this, Bill comes to his defense
with a simple but eloquent statement.

Bill:
"Jimmy, Dave is quite simply the best News Director Ive
ever worked with."
Catherine:
"Well, Bill McNeal shows a little compassion and sincerity. Remarkable."
Bill:
"Those dimensions are there, theyre just unexplored."
Indeed
those dimensions were always there, and every time they were revealed
they might have surprised us a little but they never rang false. In short,
Bill McNeal was a complex but complete comic creation of the highest
order.
Phil
Hartman was tragically killed by his wife after the fourth season, and
the show never fully recovered from his loss. His absence made clear just
how much we had lost by his passing. There never was and probably never
will be another character like Bill McNeal. The same can be said about
Phil Hartman. He was the third pillar of the NewsRadio cast.


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